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The Fun Ended at the Tailgate
Oct. 30, 2009
I think we lost all hope on Sunday. Its taken me this long to really believe
that Jake sucks. But he does. But worse than him is the offensive
coordinator- we passed 44 times on the worst rush defense in the
league. Stupid.
But the tailgate was a thing of beauty. The final count 4 cases of beer, 2
bottles of black and blue shots, and 3 complete bottles of panther juice.
We had a mid-west gathering of the clans at this one. My Boss Chuck,
steered Johnny, Brain, Ty and the boys to the Nightmare on Graham
Street. A few of my buds from work also jetted in for the game. Larry
from STL and Steve from PHX. Steve making his second consecutive
tailgate is truly and example of the addictive power of Panther Juice.
Chuck was concerned when he told me these guys were coming to the
tailgate. "BC these guys can drink... I mean drink a lot". I told him we
have never been drank dry. They represented but the streak continues.
But all Project Operational Objectives were accomplished. There were
reports of the expected effects of the Ass-in-the-Bowl wings only with a
slight blue hue. Sorry guys but thats why the disclaimer in the title.
My boy Larry, doubled up on Panther juice and found the two beer walk
to be a bit short. But he ended up running with the BigDogs.
And there was my good friend and Buffalo interloper Victoria. She
brought those cupcakes. Those Buffalo Bills colored cupcakes and force
me to ingest. I think she put a hex on them. A hex designed to
temporarily turn the BigCat into a Yankee sympathizer. My dear wife
noted a couple of things that were changes in my behavior. I kept
dumping hot sauce on the Ass-in-the-bowl wings and saying in an
upstate New York accent "these are not hot enough. You come to
Buffalo and I will show you hot". Then she noticed something else when
the sun set I stripped off my shirt and started yelling. This isn't cold, You
come to Buffalo and I will show you cold. And the final straw was that
when Jake tossed is third interception... I really didn't get upset.
Keep Pounding... BigCat
Oct. 30, 2009
I think we lost all hope on Sunday. Its taken me this long to really believe
that Jake sucks. But he does. But worse than him is the offensive
coordinator- we passed 44 times on the worst rush defense in the
league. Stupid.
But the tailgate was a thing of beauty. The final count 4 cases of beer, 2
bottles of black and blue shots, and 3 complete bottles of panther juice.
We had a mid-west gathering of the clans at this one. My Boss Chuck,
steered Johnny, Brain, Ty and the boys to the Nightmare on Graham
Street. A few of my buds from work also jetted in for the game. Larry
from STL and Steve from PHX. Steve making his second consecutive
tailgate is truly and example of the addictive power of Panther Juice.
Chuck was concerned when he told me these guys were coming to the
tailgate. "BC these guys can drink... I mean drink a lot". I told him we
have never been drank dry. They represented but the streak continues.
But all Project Operational Objectives were accomplished. There were
reports of the expected effects of the Ass-in-the-Bowl wings only with a
slight blue hue. Sorry guys but thats why the disclaimer in the title.
My boy Larry, doubled up on Panther juice and found the two beer walk
to be a bit short. But he ended up running with the BigDogs.
And there was my good friend and Buffalo interloper Victoria. She
brought those cupcakes. Those Buffalo Bills colored cupcakes and force
me to ingest. I think she put a hex on them. A hex designed to
temporarily turn the BigCat into a Yankee sympathizer. My dear wife
noted a couple of things that were changes in my behavior. I kept
dumping hot sauce on the Ass-in-the-bowl wings and saying in an
upstate New York accent "these are not hot enough. You come to
Buffalo and I will show you hot". Then she noticed something else when
the sun set I stripped off my shirt and started yelling. This isn't cold, You
come to Buffalo and I will show you cold. And the final straw was that
when Jake tossed is third interception... I really didn't get upset.
Keep Pounding... BigCat
Nov. 15,2009 Eats: Deep Fried Falcon(Turkey) Charity: Meal Time: 11:15am Toast: High Noon Kickoff: 1:00pm |
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