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August 25, 2007
So what can I say about the game last Friday night. Lots of tailgaters were there early.
Only a few non “A” Teamers. That’s a good sign. It was hot. I mean really hot. While
the Panther Juice was a mid season mix, my toast to the Cats was rambling and
disoriented, like a mid season Dan Morgan concussion. It must be the disorienting
heat. We knew our off season conditioning had not been up to par, when the Kevin
and the BigCat both had to struggle to complete the two beer walk. It seems the liquid
outlasted the distance. That is very unusual. Then the long climb up the ramps of the
stadium. Sloging like the north face of mount Everest. The air gets thin. By the time I
got halfway up I was begging for some Goldbond Powder to stop the chaffing. At the top
of the climb, the friction had produced Chernobyl like heat in my shorts that caused
seat 24 of row 5 of section 554 to melt. – That reminds me of a new product. Asbestos
underwear available with or without the charcoal seat pad. But I digress.
I mean hot. So hot, beer could not lower my core temp. Even in mass quantities. As I
watched the game it became apparent that Tom Brady had been doing more than
making babies with super models during the off season. He looked really good for a
guy who had flown about 6000 miles and faced his first poopie diaper. Damn good.
That means the Boys in Black and Blue were not so crisp. Except for Morgan. I
watched him and only him, in each of his 10 plays. 3 Tackles. 2 for no gain. And
while he is there, their 1st teamers offense look normal. He dominates and that is
good. Then because it is preseason and because Dangerous Dan makes more
money than has been lost in sub prime mortgages last week, he is pulled from the
game to preserve is fragile noggin. The PoopMaster Tom then starts chucking the
biscuit around the yard. He is really good, even with fresh dollops of Beaudreax Baby
Butt cream on his shoes, he is smooth. The Panthers falter… but it is preseason, the
game does not count, my toast was horrible, Dan didn’t play much, it is hot and the
chaffing… oh lets not talk about the chaffing. But it is a long defeated walk/ waddle
back to the BigCat Van. We play another preseason game on Thursday night. Morgan
is not going to play, I do better with the toast and will sporting the prototype of my
Asbestos underpants. Keep Pounding.
So what can I say about the game last Friday night. Lots of tailgaters were there early.
Only a few non “A” Teamers. That’s a good sign. It was hot. I mean really hot. While
the Panther Juice was a mid season mix, my toast to the Cats was rambling and
disoriented, like a mid season Dan Morgan concussion. It must be the disorienting
heat. We knew our off season conditioning had not been up to par, when the Kevin
and the BigCat both had to struggle to complete the two beer walk. It seems the liquid
outlasted the distance. That is very unusual. Then the long climb up the ramps of the
stadium. Sloging like the north face of mount Everest. The air gets thin. By the time I
got halfway up I was begging for some Goldbond Powder to stop the chaffing. At the top
of the climb, the friction had produced Chernobyl like heat in my shorts that caused
seat 24 of row 5 of section 554 to melt. – That reminds me of a new product. Asbestos
underwear available with or without the charcoal seat pad. But I digress.
I mean hot. So hot, beer could not lower my core temp. Even in mass quantities. As I
watched the game it became apparent that Tom Brady had been doing more than
making babies with super models during the off season. He looked really good for a
guy who had flown about 6000 miles and faced his first poopie diaper. Damn good.
That means the Boys in Black and Blue were not so crisp. Except for Morgan. I
watched him and only him, in each of his 10 plays. 3 Tackles. 2 for no gain. And
while he is there, their 1st teamers offense look normal. He dominates and that is
good. Then because it is preseason and because Dangerous Dan makes more
money than has been lost in sub prime mortgages last week, he is pulled from the
game to preserve is fragile noggin. The PoopMaster Tom then starts chucking the
biscuit around the yard. He is really good, even with fresh dollops of Beaudreax Baby
Butt cream on his shoes, he is smooth. The Panthers falter… but it is preseason, the
game does not count, my toast was horrible, Dan didn’t play much, it is hot and the
chaffing… oh lets not talk about the chaffing. But it is a long defeated walk/ waddle
back to the BigCat Van. We play another preseason game on Thursday night. Morgan
is not going to play, I do better with the toast and will sporting the prototype of my
Asbestos underpants. Keep Pounding.
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Aug. 16, 2007
Aug. 16, 2007
Last night looked like the same crap as last year. Folks just kind of mailing it
in. Not really the effort the boys in black and blue need to get the BigCat to
use some of the coveted frequent flyer miles for the Feb. trip to Phoenix. It
feels like we might not be even making the trip to the South Side of
Charlotte. But I’m not worried, its preseason and the freaks in Philly didn’t
even toss real Eveready batteries. They used some crappy no-name brand
that always come with your VCR remote control…..whoops I guess I’m dating
myself…..OK a DVD remote control. The main point is it was not for real--Not
real bullets or batteries, as the case may be. But we did get a few heckling
phone calls from Brenda’s boss. You know the guy who has the naming rights
to the Witter Shitter. Eagles fan. He calls when Jake fumbles the ball, or
when Jake tosses an INT, or when Jake flys through the air with his cape in
the new Bojangles commercial. It could be a long season if I get a call from
the King of the Portable Potty every time that commercial is on.
I know the Cats will be better when its for real. When the real fur is flying.
Only problem is that commercial will still be BAD.
Remember Friday night lights… the first tailgate of the year.
Aug. 16, 2007
Last night looked like the same crap as last year. Folks just kind of mailing it
in. Not really the effort the boys in black and blue need to get the BigCat to
use some of the coveted frequent flyer miles for the Feb. trip to Phoenix. It
feels like we might not be even making the trip to the South Side of
Charlotte. But I’m not worried, its preseason and the freaks in Philly didn’t
even toss real Eveready batteries. They used some crappy no-name brand
that always come with your VCR remote control…..whoops I guess I’m dating
myself…..OK a DVD remote control. The main point is it was not for real--Not
real bullets or batteries, as the case may be. But we did get a few heckling
phone calls from Brenda’s boss. You know the guy who has the naming rights
to the Witter Shitter. Eagles fan. He calls when Jake fumbles the ball, or
when Jake tosses an INT, or when Jake flys through the air with his cape in
the new Bojangles commercial. It could be a long season if I get a call from
the King of the Portable Potty every time that commercial is on.
I know the Cats will be better when its for real. When the real fur is flying.
Only problem is that commercial will still be BAD.
Remember Friday night lights… the first tailgate of the year.
300
The 300 Spartans that took on 1 million Greeks in the Hot Gates. It is
not just a coincidence the Panthers go to SPARTINburg to take on
the heat and forge the teamwork of the ancient Spartans. Im sure the
boys are sweathing, banging, bleeding, brusing, busting heads. All is
right with my world.
Maybe Morgan will develope some additional craimum shock
absorbers. If he does stay healthy,,, big IF but he is a devisation
machine worthy of Spartinpraise,
We will see how the D plays out. Some nice additions. I like the
safety from Chicago. And I like the some of the youger guys getting a
another year under their belt.
Jake and the offense show click along. Zone blocking... well that
does not work either unless you BLOCK. If the running game gets
rolling then Smitty will be the top receiver in the league. And I like Jeff
King. Maybe not the resurection of Wesley Walls. But the gut can
catch.
It is sick but we will tailgate in the heat for FANFest on Sat. It is
football...
More later...
The 300 Spartans that took on 1 million Greeks in the Hot Gates. It is
not just a coincidence the Panthers go to SPARTINburg to take on
the heat and forge the teamwork of the ancient Spartans. Im sure the
boys are sweathing, banging, bleeding, brusing, busting heads. All is
right with my world.
Maybe Morgan will develope some additional craimum shock
absorbers. If he does stay healthy,,, big IF but he is a devisation
machine worthy of Spartinpraise,
We will see how the D plays out. Some nice additions. I like the
safety from Chicago. And I like the some of the youger guys getting a
another year under their belt.
Jake and the offense show click along. Zone blocking... well that
does not work either unless you BLOCK. If the running game gets
rolling then Smitty will be the top receiver in the league. And I like Jeff
King. Maybe not the resurection of Wesley Walls. But the gut can
catch.
It is sick but we will tailgate in the heat for FANFest on Sat. It is
football...
More later...
The b
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August 12
This years preseason tailgating playbook has had some new plays.
Most of these involve the diamond formation. We usually send
someone in motion and then they end up in a unique one knee
stance. We have recently had two platoons run through play. Scott
(your freindly neighborhood drummer boy) Sparks and Melissa(I play
both ways) Schaffner have decided to get married. On the other side
of the ball is Clinton and Heather who drew out the wedding plans in
the sand at the beach last week. So beware of the Gatoraid...
This years preseason tailgating playbook has had some new plays.
Most of these involve the diamond formation. We usually send
someone in motion and then they end up in a unique one knee
stance. We have recently had two platoons run through play. Scott
(your freindly neighborhood drummer boy) Sparks and Melissa(I play
both ways) Schaffner have decided to get married. On the other side
of the ball is Clinton and Heather who drew out the wedding plans in
the sand at the beach last week. So beware of the Gatoraid...
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