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setup. BigCat has a little interview with TV 14 about the joys of tailgating. Check out the link. It was good to see all the starters back in action. Sparks and Melissa flashing the bling. Bake and Jason have become the true father figures of the group soon they will have enough kids between them to field a team. Gary and Kathy made the seen to toast with a few Black and Blue shots. And Kathy proclaimed she is the shot queen at her house. AJ and his mom Marcia joined the group. Hopefully they will become regulars. Caitlin hooked her brother, Chris into the lot and had him dock longside the USS BigCat. Check out Andi photojournalist essay below, true excellence. The other half of the girls gone wild due, Mel and Mrs. BigCat teamed up to torment the chef. Check out the pic. The food was awesome. We had lots of good ole fashion home made eats. I think we also created the communal cooler. Just toss the miller lites in the great white. We now have a surplus that Im keeping the BigFridge. So nobody needs to bring any Miller lites next week. Speaking of Beer Chris the birthday celebrated his 30th with his first two beer walk. Its not quite as easy after a touch of Panther Juice. Ask Michelle she doubled up. The game still not good. Kerry Kolbert is Hands of Stone. We have got to go to Atlanta and beat up Joey Harrington. We have got to win. BigCats third and final trip to to the UK. BigCat Tailgating has gone global. The BigCat officially sanction the London chapter of BigCat Tailgating on Sept. 9th at the Euro Qualifier game between England and Russia (Commie Bastards). The new chapter will be officially The Secrete King’s Exhaulted Knights of the Dark Sigma. Known in short as the Dark Sigmas. My “mates” in the UK decided to take me to a “football” game between their National team and the Russians. I have seen the best defensive football player in NFL Europe, the renown Phillipe Gaurdaunt. He didn’t even get to help the water boys fill the cups during Panthers training camp this summer. But I’ m thinking the Independence High School should be able to be able to beat the Hell out of a bunch of vodka swilling ruskies. A great deal of hype surrounded this game, first game under the lights in the new Wembly Stadium. It is a great venue. The Wembly walk is pretty awesome and I had no idea that so many people over there loved football as much as we do in the U.S. There were tons of folks. Being the international man of mystery that I am, I used Austin Powers-esque techniques, and was able to smuggle some Panther Juice into the UK by strapping the 1 liter plastic bottle to my upper inner thigh . I was able the slip past a dragnet highly trained security professionals to deliver the magical elixir to the Dark Sigmas on the eve of the BigGame. As I reached down and whipped out the bottle, Simon, exclaimed “might that taste a little dodgie, mate?”. I explained the ingredients in side the bottle were hermetically sealed and were fresh from the near two year cryogenic process it takes to make the juice. “and I have clean cups”. With that, the blue poured into the 9 assembled cups. We toasted to the Red and White and another victory. This was all being caught on tap by some ruskie TV camera crew. Likely spying to pick up tailgating secrets. We entered the stadium only after the BigCat granted an interview with the BBC. As the field unfolded below me the rhythmic chant of Engerland – Engerland – Engerland (not a SP mistake) blasted through the entry portal. This was pretty awesome. It was the thunder of a playoff game. Yea these guys are into it. Strange thing was that the field was not lined off with the yard lines. I guess the with the cost of that nice new stadium they couldn’t affort the paint for the yard lines. No matter, Im a guest. It is OK if they don’t get it quite right. Then then this large busted woman in a red dress came out and sang the Russian national anthem. Everyone booed. So I added a little American flavor by shouting “ Hey show us your boobs”. That got a round of cheers from the Brits. The starting lineups were next. And I tell you these were the smallest football players I had ever seen. I guess it is tradition for them to be introduced without their helmets so they can smile at the crowd. The Pop Warner midgets seemed larger than these guys. And there were only one or two brothers playing. This is not good. These guys played for England. The Russians looked like a bunch of pasty white computer nerds. But at ; east they are playing. And then I saw the damedest thing. I guess these dudes wanted to prove how tough they were and they started the game with no helmets. I was not sure that was just ballsey or stupid. But I didnt say anything for fear of offending my hosts. England got out of the gates with an onside kick, which I thought was great strategy for a game with this kind of hype. But they could not recover the ball. They couldn’t pick it up. These guys had worse hands then Kerry Colbert. They just kept booting it around. They did this for almost 15 min. Finally, some fellow near the goal line finally caught the ball. And then instead of running with it, like a fool he punted it away. Man these guys were bad. With that I had do pee and get a beer. I was about to bust because there were no timeouts. I guess the play was so bad they could not get sponsorships for the TV timeouts so they just kept booting the ball around. Well I hit the loo and no one was in there. No one was even in the concourse. Well, that makes the beer line short don’t it. So I order a beer and a Tudor style hotdog. “I sorry mate, we not selling the beer for this game. Not with the Russians here and all”. Huh! Man I didn’t know the English have such a hate fest with the Commies that they wouldn’t sell any body any so as to make sure the Russians didn’t get any of the good stuff. That is some haten. But don’t I didn’t say any thing. So I get back to my seat and England is up 3-0. I guess at least one of them can kick a field goal. Or maybe the Russians are really playing some defense. One of my mates the exclaims “I bet you don’t see those kinds of scores in the US”. I nod thinking even the damn Falcons and Lions get a field goal ever once in a while. It was different. No half time show, no cheerleaders, no beer. Football has a long way to go over there. Well a least they were playing football not soccer. |
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