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| GOLD BOND the UnOfficial comfort maker of BIGCAT Tailgating... "dust it up before every game" |
Cats Smell up the Litter box
It could be a very long season on the field for the Panthers, and for some of the fans in the stands. The
game with the Steelers proved that we might be heading in that direction. But as usual we were champions
in the parking lot. We had a collection of first timers, long time returnees, and course the core. I have the
opportunity to offer the rookie traditions to some of Steeler Nations finest. And with they are under the
influence of a black and blue shot i took the opportunity to freshen up with a borrowed Terrible Towel. Small
victories. We have to live with small victories.
My dear cousin Kathryn who is now living a spacious uptown apartment got her first indoctrination into the
world of BigCatTailgating... Taking the shot like a pro but not quite able to find the girls for the tradition. A
rookie effort but she will be back.
But the best family showing came from my newest cousin Dylan (and future right tackle for the Panthers).
Kevin "the Franchise" and his dear wife Robin brought the big man for his first tailgate. The big man was
decked out in a Panther Tie Dyed Onesee. And in a special ceremony he was anointed through a Black and
Blue Baptism. Baptised in the name of the Black, Baptised in the name of the Blue, and Baptised in the
Name of Sam Mills. Robins only concern on the ride home was she might be pulled over and the police
would catch a wif of Blueberry Schnapps on top of Dylan's head. " No officer I was not drinking and spilled
something on my baby's head. My husband and his cousin just anointed him with a black and blue shot...
Yeah she would have gone to jail. But that is a good boy and I'm sure that he will grow to be a tailgating
prodigy.
As the Panthers were getting roughed up on the filed so were some of the young ladies in our section.
Problem was they self inflicting the damage. The first was a buxom steerer fan that kept giving me a thumbs
down as i came back up the stairs after retrieving a cool libation. I stopped to give her a high five as a sign
of welcome and surrender but it was clear her eyes could not focus as she missed the high five an popped
her boyfriend in the head. He was just happy to be there with a women with that much cleavage. A few min
later i noticed that she had decided she need another beer and she made the attempt a beer run of her own.
More like a beer stumble-bump against the wall forget where you are walk. She ended up just leaning
against the tunnel wall until the usher came up to her boyfriend and told him to take her home.
But she was not the queen of intoxicated fans in our section. No another young women 3 rows down passed
out ... Slept though the 3 quarter. In the fourth quarter the ushers came up to check on her. Not good the
could not wake her up. I mean no response. So they were going to carry her down on a stretcher. The
EMTs in their own fit of adrenaline broke their stretcher and had to carry down to an awaiting medical cart.
She was in really bad shape. So the amusing thing was that while all these medical folks were in the stands
attending to her... Her boyfriend continued to eat his nachos, drink his beer and watch the game. Once they
got her to the cart. He picked up the nachos and not only his beer but hers as well. Such a gentleman,
wanted to make sure she had something to eat and drink after they revived. her I know the once Jimmy went
it was necessary to have a few extra beers but folks have to know when to stop. Have a good time, but be
smart
It could be a very long season on the field for the Panthers, and for some of the fans in the stands. The
game with the Steelers proved that we might be heading in that direction. But as usual we were champions
in the parking lot. We had a collection of first timers, long time returnees, and course the core. I have the
opportunity to offer the rookie traditions to some of Steeler Nations finest. And with they are under the
influence of a black and blue shot i took the opportunity to freshen up with a borrowed Terrible Towel. Small
victories. We have to live with small victories.
My dear cousin Kathryn who is now living a spacious uptown apartment got her first indoctrination into the
world of BigCatTailgating... Taking the shot like a pro but not quite able to find the girls for the tradition. A
rookie effort but she will be back.
But the best family showing came from my newest cousin Dylan (and future right tackle for the Panthers).
Kevin "the Franchise" and his dear wife Robin brought the big man for his first tailgate. The big man was
decked out in a Panther Tie Dyed Onesee. And in a special ceremony he was anointed through a Black and
Blue Baptism. Baptised in the name of the Black, Baptised in the name of the Blue, and Baptised in the
Name of Sam Mills. Robins only concern on the ride home was she might be pulled over and the police
would catch a wif of Blueberry Schnapps on top of Dylan's head. " No officer I was not drinking and spilled
something on my baby's head. My husband and his cousin just anointed him with a black and blue shot...
Yeah she would have gone to jail. But that is a good boy and I'm sure that he will grow to be a tailgating
prodigy.
As the Panthers were getting roughed up on the filed so were some of the young ladies in our section.
Problem was they self inflicting the damage. The first was a buxom steerer fan that kept giving me a thumbs
down as i came back up the stairs after retrieving a cool libation. I stopped to give her a high five as a sign
of welcome and surrender but it was clear her eyes could not focus as she missed the high five an popped
her boyfriend in the head. He was just happy to be there with a women with that much cleavage. A few min
later i noticed that she had decided she need another beer and she made the attempt a beer run of her own.
More like a beer stumble-bump against the wall forget where you are walk. She ended up just leaning
against the tunnel wall until the usher came up to her boyfriend and told him to take her home.
But she was not the queen of intoxicated fans in our section. No another young women 3 rows down passed
out ... Slept though the 3 quarter. In the fourth quarter the ushers came up to check on her. Not good the
could not wake her up. I mean no response. So they were going to carry her down on a stretcher. The
EMTs in their own fit of adrenaline broke their stretcher and had to carry down to an awaiting medical cart.
She was in really bad shape. So the amusing thing was that while all these medical folks were in the stands
attending to her... Her boyfriend continued to eat his nachos, drink his beer and watch the game. Once they
got her to the cart. He picked up the nachos and not only his beer but hers as well. Such a gentleman,
wanted to make sure she had something to eat and drink after they revived. her I know the once Jimmy went
it was necessary to have a few extra beers but folks have to know when to stop. Have a good time, but be
smart
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| Shitter |
Looser of the Cat Fight
Aug. 27,2011
I think I’m starting to worry. We need two defensive tackles. REALLY Bad. And our good friend Chirs “the Toast” Gamble has proven well he is what John Fox said he was… a
pretty worthless cornerback. This was the Bengals… or the Been Gals. Not the Steelers, or the Packers or the Saints. I think they are going to cut Everett Brown Brown and
spend the money somewhere else. That guy was getting blown up by the running backs. Pancaked. So I’m worried.
Here is what I’m not worried about. I’m not worried we will run out of cold beer and that the Panther Juice might be too strong. I’m not worried that at the first regular season home
game that someone will pick up the Goldbond for the dusting of the jewels and that there is no tingle. Im not worried about I don’t have the tallest flagpole on the lot. I’m not
worried about the Witter Shitter being to difficult to assemble( Brenda is getting a new tent for the Shitter). Im not worried about the rookies not following tradition. And I’m not
worried about pronouncing Leggado Nanee’s name… Well maybe just a little.
Aug. 27,2011
I think I’m starting to worry. We need two defensive tackles. REALLY Bad. And our good friend Chirs “the Toast” Gamble has proven well he is what John Fox said he was… a
pretty worthless cornerback. This was the Bengals… or the Been Gals. Not the Steelers, or the Packers or the Saints. I think they are going to cut Everett Brown Brown and
spend the money somewhere else. That guy was getting blown up by the running backs. Pancaked. So I’m worried.
Here is what I’m not worried about. I’m not worried we will run out of cold beer and that the Panther Juice might be too strong. I’m not worried that at the first regular season home
game that someone will pick up the Goldbond for the dusting of the jewels and that there is no tingle. Im not worried about I don’t have the tallest flagpole on the lot. I’m not
worried about the Witter Shitter being to difficult to assemble( Brenda is getting a new tent for the Shitter). Im not worried about the rookies not following tradition. And I’m not
worried about pronouncing Leggado Nanee’s name… Well maybe just a little.