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| The Legend of Panther Juice Sept. 2007 It is very odd that on the opening weekend of the NFL the BigCat is traveling out of the country. It is part of The Taking Tailgating to the World Tour. To Merry Ole England, home of Henry VIII, the original tailgater. Most folks don’t know it but the origins of the Buffalo style chicken wing trace back to the Big8. Known in those days as Tudor style wings, they were slightly larger and were not dipped into the traditional blue cheese dressing. That came later Not unlike the BigCat, he was a robust sporting man who an affection for strong drink, mass quantities of red meat, making his own rules, and cleavage. In my last trip to the old country we toured the Big8’s Hamilton Court Crib. Nice spot, but as if on a Davinci code like quest, I ducked off the beaten path into what was once the Big mans apothecary. Underneath a dusty stack of Medieval Jousting Illustrates, I found a small piece of what looked to be 14th century Quilted Loo Role Paper with some writing scribbled on it. The title “Juice of the Panther”. Clearly the writing was from H’s own hand. As I scanned each of the steps to the letter, it matched exactly with the current formula for Panther Juiced. Through the incredible powers of deduction and invoking the dark side of the sigma, the BigCat used the DMAEC method prove what that cerebral embedded formula for Panther Juice is held by little know DNA marker. A marker shared by the Big 8 and the BigCat. This proves that the BigCat is a direct descendant to the Tudor King and potentially the rightful heir to the thrown. Here is what was written on the paper. |
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